"Work is work. Otherwise it would be called "super-wonderful-crazy-fun-time"."

- That 70's Show

"Deutschland ist das neue Brasilien."

a friend after Germany won 4:0 this week.

"I am floating, I am floating,
with my eyes closed with no sails.
I am soaking; I am weathered
by the winter of mixed drinks."

Living in Colour by Frightened Rabbit

"Those in favor of Chlamydia, raise your hand."

discussion in class yesterday

"Princeton is our fascinating neighbor."

website of a quilt shop in Pennington, NJ

"Though Oprah is arguably the most powerful woman in America, I find it hard to believe that more than one or two of her millions of audience members would run out and buy syringes to start injecting their hoo-has with estrogen just because someone on the Oprah show recommended it."

from a piece last year on Slate's XX Factor about Oprah's guests' controversial medical advice

"Dear Concerned,
What a coincidence—this email, dated April 2020, just landed in my inbox:"

from Dear Prudie's advice to a woman about to marry a man with a serious alcohol problem