"I will, no doubt, be taken to task for for criticizing the work of children, but as any pathologist will agree, if there's a cancer, it's best to treat it as soon as possible.
If you happen to stand over 4 feet tall, the agony awaiting you at Sacred Heart Elementary began the moment you took your seat. These were mean little chairs, corralled into a "theater" haunted by the stench of industrial strength lasagna.
My question is not why they chosen to stage the production in a poorly disguised cafeteria, but why they chose to stage it at all."
David Sedaris on This American Life's A Very Sedaris Christmas
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
"Now, if you'll cooperate, I'd like to finish with you by tonight. I want to spend Christmas in Elmira with my family."
the bank examiner in It's a Wonderful Life
the bank examiner in It's a Wonderful Life
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
"How Kors saw the outfits: 'looks like a bridesmaid's dress with a shower loofah ruched up the front of it'; 'looks like a tablecloth'; 'looks like a librarian's shirt dress from 1979'; 'looks like a teal charmeuse disco pumpkin.'"
June Thomas writing about Project Runway Season 6 on Slate's Brow Beat Blog
June Thomas writing about Project Runway Season 6 on Slate's Brow Beat Blog
Saturday, December 12, 2009
"My grandmother thinks she's American.
I get presents and there's always shrimp in it!
Unwanted hair is fast to grow.
The cat that lives near my house ignores me."
excerpts from the Tokyo Complaint Choir
I get presents and there's always shrimp in it!
Unwanted hair is fast to grow.
The cat that lives near my house ignores me."
excerpts from the Tokyo Complaint Choir
Thursday, December 10, 2009
“Like Peter Pan, we do not see our electronic shadow until it is pointed out to us. We assume it is not there.”
Text Messages: Digital Lipstick on the Collar in The New York Times
Text Messages: Digital Lipstick on the Collar in The New York Times
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
"Doch Schillers Verse sind einfach brutal.
So gut ich kann
kämpf ich mich durch den endlos langen Satz durch.
Doch komm ich hinten an,
erinner ich mich leider nicht mehr dran,
wie er begann."
Wise Guys Schiller
So gut ich kann
kämpf ich mich durch den endlos langen Satz durch.
Doch komm ich hinten an,
erinner ich mich leider nicht mehr dran,
wie er begann."
Wise Guys Schiller
Monday, December 7, 2009
"Die will ich aber nicht!"
"But I don't want her!"
says the prince to his father who doesn't see that the woman in front of him is just pretending to be his son's fiancée.
From the opera Die Liebe zu den drei Orangen by Carlo Gozzi (libretto) and Sergei Prokofjew (music)
"But I don't want her!"
says the prince to his father who doesn't see that the woman in front of him is just pretending to be his son's fiancée.
From the opera Die Liebe zu den drei Orangen by Carlo Gozzi (libretto) and Sergei Prokofjew (music)
Thursday, December 3, 2009
"Weltweiter Sicherheitshinweis: Die weltweite Gefahr terroristischer Anschläge besteht fort."
das Auswärtige Amt gibt Reisenden Informationen über gefährliche Ziele und spricht bei Bedarf Warnungen aus. Auch weltweit...
das Auswärtige Amt gibt Reisenden Informationen über gefährliche Ziele und spricht bei Bedarf Warnungen aus. Auch weltweit...
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
"Mr. and Mrs. Salahi, who are known in the area to have a taste for polo and fine wine, are aspiring reality-show celebrities."
from a NYTimes article about the state dinner crashers
from a NYTimes article about the state dinner crashers
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