"I will, no doubt, be taken to task for for criticizing the work of children, but as any pathologist will agree, if there's a cancer, it's best to treat it as soon as possible.
If you happen to stand over 4 feet tall, the agony awaiting you at Sacred Heart Elementary began the moment you took your seat. These were mean little chairs, corralled into a "theater" haunted by the stench of industrial strength lasagna.
My question is not why they chosen to stage the production in a poorly disguised cafeteria, but why they chose to stage it at all."
David Sedaris on This American Life's A Very Sedaris Christmas
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
"Now, if you'll cooperate, I'd like to finish with you by tonight. I want to spend Christmas in Elmira with my family."
the bank examiner in It's a Wonderful Life
the bank examiner in It's a Wonderful Life
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
"How Kors saw the outfits: 'looks like a bridesmaid's dress with a shower loofah ruched up the front of it'; 'looks like a tablecloth'; 'looks like a librarian's shirt dress from 1979'; 'looks like a teal charmeuse disco pumpkin.'"
June Thomas writing about Project Runway Season 6 on Slate's Brow Beat Blog
June Thomas writing about Project Runway Season 6 on Slate's Brow Beat Blog
Saturday, December 12, 2009
"My grandmother thinks she's American.
I get presents and there's always shrimp in it!
Unwanted hair is fast to grow.
The cat that lives near my house ignores me."
excerpts from the Tokyo Complaint Choir
I get presents and there's always shrimp in it!
Unwanted hair is fast to grow.
The cat that lives near my house ignores me."
excerpts from the Tokyo Complaint Choir
Thursday, December 10, 2009
“Like Peter Pan, we do not see our electronic shadow until it is pointed out to us. We assume it is not there.”
Text Messages: Digital Lipstick on the Collar in The New York Times
Text Messages: Digital Lipstick on the Collar in The New York Times
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
"Doch Schillers Verse sind einfach brutal.
So gut ich kann
kämpf ich mich durch den endlos langen Satz durch.
Doch komm ich hinten an,
erinner ich mich leider nicht mehr dran,
wie er begann."
Wise Guys Schiller
So gut ich kann
kämpf ich mich durch den endlos langen Satz durch.
Doch komm ich hinten an,
erinner ich mich leider nicht mehr dran,
wie er begann."
Wise Guys Schiller
Monday, December 7, 2009
"Die will ich aber nicht!"
"But I don't want her!"
says the prince to his father who doesn't see that the woman in front of him is just pretending to be his son's fiancée.
From the opera Die Liebe zu den drei Orangen by Carlo Gozzi (libretto) and Sergei Prokofjew (music)
"But I don't want her!"
says the prince to his father who doesn't see that the woman in front of him is just pretending to be his son's fiancée.
From the opera Die Liebe zu den drei Orangen by Carlo Gozzi (libretto) and Sergei Prokofjew (music)
Thursday, December 3, 2009
"Weltweiter Sicherheitshinweis: Die weltweite Gefahr terroristischer Anschläge besteht fort."
das Auswärtige Amt gibt Reisenden Informationen über gefährliche Ziele und spricht bei Bedarf Warnungen aus. Auch weltweit...
das Auswärtige Amt gibt Reisenden Informationen über gefährliche Ziele und spricht bei Bedarf Warnungen aus. Auch weltweit...
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
"Mr. and Mrs. Salahi, who are known in the area to have a taste for polo and fine wine, are aspiring reality-show celebrities."
from a NYTimes article about the state dinner crashers
from a NYTimes article about the state dinner crashers
Monday, November 30, 2009
"An jenem Tag im blauen Mond September
Still unter einem jungen Pflaumenbaum
Da hielt ich sie, die stille bleiche Liebe
In meinem Arm wie einen holden Traum.
Und über uns im schönen Sommerhimmel
War eine Wolke, die ich lange sah
Sie war sehr weiß und ungeheuer oben
Und als ich aufsah, war sie nimmer da."
von Errinerungen an Marie A. von Bertolt Brecht
Still unter einem jungen Pflaumenbaum
Da hielt ich sie, die stille bleiche Liebe
In meinem Arm wie einen holden Traum.
Und über uns im schönen Sommerhimmel
War eine Wolke, die ich lange sah
Sie war sehr weiß und ungeheuer oben
Und als ich aufsah, war sie nimmer da."
von Errinerungen an Marie A. von Bertolt Brecht
Saturday, November 28, 2009
"Is it bad parenting, or sheer brilliance, to take your parenting advice from a dog trainer?"
question posed on Motherload in response to this New York Times article
question posed on Motherload in response to this New York Times article
Thursday, November 26, 2009
"sentence, actual
________'As the soles of my shoes hit the soft ground, I pushed past the tall cottonwood trees in a euphoric cadence, and meandered through willow branches that the moose munched on,' 102"
Slate's unauthorized index of Sarah Palin's book Going Rogue
________'As the soles of my shoes hit the soft ground, I pushed past the tall cottonwood trees in a euphoric cadence, and meandered through willow branches that the moose munched on,' 102"
Slate's unauthorized index of Sarah Palin's book Going Rogue
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
"Try as I might, I cannot recall taking a vow of poverty when I became a teacher."
letter to the editor of the New York Times in response to an article about the buying and selling of lesson plans online
letter to the editor of the New York Times in response to an article about the buying and selling of lesson plans online
Monday, November 23, 2009
"Barack Obama added Tougher Sanctions Against Iran and No More Currency Fixing to his Wishlist."
from Barack Obama's Facebook Feed on Slate.com
from Barack Obama's Facebook Feed on Slate.com
Sunday, November 22, 2009
"She sees herself as a nerd. We look at the things that she's read and they seem completely typical. She writes about reading Animal Farm, you know, things that we all read. It's part of a public school education in America. It does not make you an intellectual. Reading the newspaper. Exactly."
from the Double X gabfest discussion of Sarah Palin's book Going Rogue
from the Double X gabfest discussion of Sarah Palin's book Going Rogue
Thursday, November 19, 2009
"Starting THIS Sunday, Nov. 22, 2009, and running through Thanksgiving Day, Audible is giving away free audiobooks. It's a thank-you from Audible for the great enthusiasm the Slate podcast audience has shown."
Juchuh! Listen to the Slate Culture Gabfest
Juchuh! Listen to the Slate Culture Gabfest
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
M: I went to the moon yesterday.
Irma: I see. How was it?
M: Peaceful.
Irma: Meet anyone?
M: Not really; it was a Sunday.
Mies vailla menneisyyttä (The Man Without a Past)
Irma: I see. How was it?
M: Peaceful.
Irma: Meet anyone?
M: Not really; it was a Sunday.
Mies vailla menneisyyttä (The Man Without a Past)
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
"I have to go to the... whiz palace. [Pause] It’s a bathroom. It’s called a bathroom."
Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) during her practice date with her best friend (Parks and Recreation)
Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) during her practice date with her best friend (Parks and Recreation)
Monday, November 16, 2009
"Unga vill vara kreativa på fritiden"
"Young people want to be creative in their freetime"
Vasabladet headline
"Young people want to be creative in their freetime"
Vasabladet headline
Sunday, November 15, 2009
"Behinderte Delphine kommen zu mir und wollen mit mir schwimmen!"
"Disabled dolphins see me and want to swim with me!"
Stromberg about his therapeutic abilities (German version of The Office)
"Disabled dolphins see me and want to swim with me!"
Stromberg about his therapeutic abilities (German version of The Office)
Saturday, November 14, 2009
"58. Do not bring judgment with the ketchup. Or mustard. Or hot sauce. Or whatever condiment is requested."
100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do
100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do
Thursday, November 12, 2009
“Dangers await only those who don't react to life.”
Mikhail Gorbachev in Berlin in 1989, as quoted in an interesting piece on On the Media this week
Mikhail Gorbachev in Berlin in 1989, as quoted in an interesting piece on On the Media this week
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
"Two eyes. That's the best amount of eyes."
from a conversation about a picture of a woman in The IT Crowd
from a conversation about a picture of a woman in The IT Crowd
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
"Indeed, it’s time for us to dust off James Baker’s line: 'When you’re serious, give us a call: 202-456-1414. Ask for Barack. Otherwise, stay out of our lives. We have our own country to fix.'"
in Thomas Friedman's column in the NYTimes
in Thomas Friedman's column in the NYTimes
Monday, November 9, 2009
"Keine Macht den Dosen!"
das neue Programm vom GlasBlasSing Quintett. Gestern abend live gesehen. Hier ein Video aus dem alten Programm "Liedgut auf Leergut".
das neue Programm vom GlasBlasSing Quintett. Gestern abend live gesehen. Hier ein Video aus dem alten Programm "Liedgut auf Leergut".
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
“Show me a school where teachers are smart, well-educated, skilled and happy to be there, and I’ll show you a group of children who are getting a good education.”
NYTimes op-ed by Susan Engel (emphasis mine)
NYTimes op-ed by Susan Engel (emphasis mine)
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
"Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time.
Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time.
Our office buildings are empty one-half of the time.
It's time we gave this some thought."
R. Buckminster Fuller
Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time.
Our office buildings are empty one-half of the time.
It's time we gave this some thought."
R. Buckminster Fuller
"I know the world's been mean to you
I've got a cure
Hold tight
I know the world's not fair to you
I've got a cure for its crimes"
The Cure from the new Tegan and Sara album Sainthood
I've got a cure
Hold tight
I know the world's not fair to you
I've got a cure for its crimes"
The Cure from the new Tegan and Sara album Sainthood
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
"During the presidential primaries, while the news media was on their best behavior to avoid racial stereotypes, it was still O.K. to discuss Hillary Clinton’s 'cankles.'"
New York Times Op-Ed
New York Times Op-Ed
Monday, October 26, 2009
"You should want the moon. Don't do it. Don't go for a 40 watt bulb just because it looks pretty. You'll get stuck with it when it goes out."
The Man in the Wooden Hat by Jane Gardem, reviewed on Fresh Air
The Man in the Wooden Hat by Jane Gardem, reviewed on Fresh Air
Sunday, October 25, 2009
"What does a man pillow look like? - Daniel Craig. It's for my lower back...."
Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) defending her pillow purchase on Parks and Recreation
Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) defending her pillow purchase on Parks and Recreation
Friday, October 23, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
"Still, it's interesting to read, if only for the chance to experience a blind date between J.D. Salinger and Sarah Orne Jewett."
online comment about Elizabeth Strout's Olive Kitteridge
online comment about Elizabeth Strout's Olive Kitteridge
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
"I didn't come here to make friends."
from every reality tv show ever made, heard most recently from Robin on Top Chef S6E08
from every reality tv show ever made, heard most recently from Robin on Top Chef S6E08
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
"A noise measurement will be conducted in Restaurant Buffetti’s dining hall situated in the ground floor of the Fabriikki building this coming Sunday. Time for reverberation will be measured in the space helping to assess the possible need for more acoustics. The noise to be measured will be produced with a start pistol used in sporting events.
The noise measurement of Restaurant Buffetti will occur this coming Sunday-afternoon between 3 and 4 p.m. Approximately 25 shots will be fired in the space."
another work email
The noise measurement of Restaurant Buffetti will occur this coming Sunday-afternoon between 3 and 4 p.m. Approximately 25 shots will be fired in the space."
another work email
Monday, October 12, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
"There are two kinds of thinkers, the monists and the pluralists - that's what he called them. Otherwise known as hedgehogs and foxes.
The fox knows lots of things. The hedgehog knows only one thing but he knows it in his bones. I've been thinking. Been thinking about which one Senator Bonwiller is."
from the novel America, America by Ethan Canin
The fox knows lots of things. The hedgehog knows only one thing but he knows it in his bones. I've been thinking. Been thinking about which one Senator Bonwiller is."
from the novel America, America by Ethan Canin
Saturday, October 10, 2009
"When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy.' They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life."
found on FFFFOUND
found on FFFFOUND
Friday, October 9, 2009
"What did your mom teach you about gender roles?"
Terry Gross interviewing Michael Chabon on Fresh Air
Terry Gross interviewing Michael Chabon on Fresh Air
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
"moving macht den Rücken fit!"
my mum called me today to tell me about these excercises she saw on tv
my mum called me today to tell me about these excercises she saw on tv
Sunday, October 4, 2009
"'There’ve been several times when I felt like I didn’t really fit in at M.I.T.,' she wrote. 'I nearly fell asleep during a Star Wars marathon. It wasn’t a result of sleep deprivation. I was bored out of my mind.'"
blog post from Cristen Chinea, a senior at M.I.T., as quoted in the New York Times
blog post from Cristen Chinea, a senior at M.I.T., as quoted in the New York Times
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
"WebOodi is under update. We are out of business 29.9-1.10.2009."
WebOodi, the University of Vaasa's course and exam schedule and registration platformTuesday, September 29, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
"My favorite thing is to go where I've never been."
Diane Arbus, US photographer (1923 - 1971)
found on a friend's blog
Diane Arbus, US photographer (1923 - 1971)
found on a friend's blog
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
"Let me tell you something. There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming "abuse" at you. They're both just making a lot of noise."
Sue (Jane Lynch) in Glee
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
"You're not happy! You just think you're happy, because you feel happy."
Lily (Alyson Hannigan) on How I Met Your Mother
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
"Back at the Draper ranch, Betty gave her latest clinic in bad parenting:
Bobby: I'm bored.
Betty: Go bang your head against a wall.
Bobby: Mom.
Betty: Only boring people are bored."
From a post by John Swansburg about Mad Men on Slate's Talking Television
Bobby: I'm bored.
Betty: Go bang your head against a wall.
Bobby: Mom.
Betty: Only boring people are bored."
From a post by John Swansburg about Mad Men on Slate's Talking Television
Monday, September 21, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
"It is September 9, 2009. Get it? That's 9/9/09 - sounds like a bunch of German Republicans."
Kate Clinton
Kate Clinton
Friday, September 18, 2009
"And how is it that students at Southern Maine Community College have unfettered access to long-fermented water-boiled bagels, when I have none?"
NYTimes article about the lively food scene in Portland
NYTimes article about the lively food scene in Portland
Thursday, September 17, 2009
"Julia: Hej. Do you have wood filler?
Salesman: What is that?
Julia: It's similar to glue. I have a wooden surface that has holes in it and I want to fill them.
Salesman: Holes?
Julia: Yes. And I need something to fill them.
Salesman: We have wood over there.
Julia: Yes, but I need something to fill holes in wood.
Salesman: You can buy the wood and make holes in them...?!
Julia: No, I have wood and I have holes. But I don't want the holes!
Salesman: Ohhhhh.
Julia: Yes!"
a rather confusing conversation with a very nice salesman from Clas Ohlson
Salesman: What is that?
Julia: It's similar to glue. I have a wooden surface that has holes in it and I want to fill them.
Salesman: Holes?
Julia: Yes. And I need something to fill them.
Salesman: We have wood over there.
Julia: Yes, but I need something to fill holes in wood.
Salesman: You can buy the wood and make holes in them...?!
Julia: No, I have wood and I have holes. But I don't want the holes!
Salesman: Ohhhhh.
Julia: Yes!"
a rather confusing conversation with a very nice salesman from Clas Ohlson
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
"[Diane] Rehm asked [Julia] Child how she managed to maintain a schedule that would tire a great many people. 'Well,' Child quipped, 'that's because I eat properly — red meat and gin.'"
celebrating 30 years of the Diane Rehm Show on Weekend Edition Saturday
celebrating 30 years of the Diane Rehm Show on Weekend Edition Saturday
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
"I know nothing about teenage girls, but teenage boys are like clam shells. They really are exactly like clam shells. They are tightly shut and occasionally, just occasionally, when you least expect it, those clam shells open and you see inside this very soft and beautiful and very vulnerable interior. Then the clam shell shuts tight again and you don’t see it and you don’t know when, if ever, it will open. But it will open at a very unexpected time and in a very unexpected way, and if you’re not there when it opens you might as well be on the moon."
Former US Secretary of Labor Robert Reich in a 2001 speech
Former US Secretary of Labor Robert Reich in a 2001 speech
Thursday, September 10, 2009
“It's not just that what happens within the lines of a basketball court is beautiful to watch, it's that the game's energy and swagger has always been the energy and swagger of inner-city America (with midwestern rurality lobbing in its presence from the perimeter).”
comment on a NYTimes article
comment on a NYTimes article
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
"Rysskarna älskar sitt njet, det används i de mest skilda sammanhang, och ofta på ett sätt som gör utlänning fullständigt konfys."
"The Russians love their nyet. It's used in the most varied of contexts and often in a way that makes a foreigner completely confused."
Anna-Lena Laurén in Hufvudstadsbladet 7 September 2009
"The Russians love their nyet. It's used in the most varied of contexts and often in a way that makes a foreigner completely confused."
Anna-Lena Laurén in Hufvudstadsbladet 7 September 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
"I took physics and I did really well. I get the logistics of how a plane stays up in the air. But I don't understand it."
Mila Kunis talking about being afraid of flying on The Late Late Show
Mila Kunis talking about being afraid of flying on The Late Late Show
Sunday, September 6, 2009
"Alla kallar mig för idiot,
och jag har ingenting emot."
"Everyone calls me an idiot, and I have nothing against that."
from the play Drottning K by Laura Ruohonen
och jag har ingenting emot."
"Everyone calls me an idiot, and I have nothing against that."
from the play Drottning K by Laura Ruohonen
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
"B got underneath the dishwasher and he was pawing out through the crack out into the kitchen meowing trying to go forward. All he had to do to get out was to just back up and come out from underneath the sink, and he couldn't figure out how to do that. So I had to slowly, very, very slowly push the dishwasher in and very slowly let him back up and get out."
Temple Grandin as heard on Fresh Air
Temple Grandin as heard on Fresh Air
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Tom Ridge on the US government's decision to invade Iraq: "I find it rather difficult to think that anybody in this country would believe that the people in charge would committ our blood and treasure to a cause if they didn't truly believe in their heart and their mind that it wasn't to protect America. [...] The final history hasn't been written. Because if some form of democracy is ultimately achieved in Iraq, and it's not going to look exactly like ours, the notion that we went in improperly will be obviously reversed. The history is yet to be written."
Rachel Maddow: "You can go back in time and sell the Americans on the idea that 4000 ought to lose their lives and we ought to lose those trillians of dollars for democracy in Iraq, you have a wilder imagination than I do. We were sold that war because of 9/11. We were sold that war because of the threat of weapons of mass destruction and they didn't have them and our government should have known it. And frankly, a lot of people believe that our government did know it and that it was a cynical decision."
The former homeland and security secretary and journalist Rachel Maddow talk about the "elephant in the room" and agree to disagree on The Rachel Maddow Show.
Rachel Maddow: "You can go back in time and sell the Americans on the idea that 4000 ought to lose their lives and we ought to lose those trillians of dollars for democracy in Iraq, you have a wilder imagination than I do. We were sold that war because of 9/11. We were sold that war because of the threat of weapons of mass destruction and they didn't have them and our government should have known it. And frankly, a lot of people believe that our government did know it and that it was a cynical decision."
The former homeland and security secretary and journalist Rachel Maddow talk about the "elephant in the room" and agree to disagree on The Rachel Maddow Show.
Monday, August 31, 2009
"Maybe you’re sad because you’re bored."
from the blog entry 100 Ways to live a better life by Dragos Florin Roua
from the blog entry 100 Ways to live a better life by Dragos Florin Roua
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
"I think that's pretty sad. People that is alone, they has water in their eyes."
Angelo, a kindergarten student quoted in You Can't Say You Can't Play by Vivian Paley as heard on This American Life
Angelo, a kindergarten student quoted in You Can't Say You Can't Play by Vivian Paley as heard on This American Life
Sunday, August 23, 2009
"Bill Maher: You're a Senator. You are one of the very few people who are really running this country. It worries me that people are running my country who think - who believe in a talking snake.
Mark Pryor: You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate, though."
Religulous by Bill Maher
Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
"Now we look up in,
Into the eyes of bullies breaking backs.
They seem so very tough,
They seem so very scared of us.
I look into the mirror,
For evil that just does not exist.
I don't see what they see."
From the song "I was married" on The Con by Tegan and Sara
Into the eyes of bullies breaking backs.
They seem so very tough,
They seem so very scared of us.
I look into the mirror,
For evil that just does not exist.
I don't see what they see."
From the song "I was married" on The Con by Tegan and Sara
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
"As our ferryboat from Denmark made its way up the winding Oslo Fjord in May 1959, we looked at the granite boulders and high cliffs covered with pine tress, sniffed the cool, salty-piney air, and said to each other: 'Norway is just like Maine!' Which it was, and wasn't."
My Life in France by Julia Child with Alex Prud'homme
My Life in France by Julia Child with Alex Prud'homme
Sunday, August 16, 2009
"'Be kind and then be kind and then be kind,' sagte sie auf Englisch."
Paola Brunetti quoting Henry James.
Acqua alta by Donna Leon
Paola Brunetti quoting Henry James.
Acqua alta by Donna Leon
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
"Madame Michel has the elegance of the hedgehog: on the outside, she's covered in quills, a real fortress, but my gut feeling is that on the inside, she has the same simple refinement as the hedgehog: a deceptively indolent little creature, fiercely solitary - and terribly elegant."
The Elegance of the Hedgehog by Muriel Barbery
The Elegance of the Hedgehog by Muriel Barbery
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