Double Quota

"- I got a hundred dollar check from my grandma and my dad says I need to put in a bank so it can grow over the years.

- Well, that's fantastic. A really smart decision young man. We can put that check in a money making mutual fund and we'll reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaand IT'S GONE.

- What?!

- It's gone. It's all gone.

- What's all gone?

- The money in your account. It didn't do too well. It's gone.

- What do you mean? I have a hundred dollars?

- Not anymore you don't. Poof."

Stan from South Park learns what a bank is for.