Double Quota

"Julia: Hej. Do you have wood filler?
Salesman: What is that?
Julia: It's similar to glue. I have a wooden surface that has holes in it and I want to fill them.
Salesman: Holes?
Julia: Yes. And I need something to fill them.
Salesman: We have wood over there.
Julia: Yes, but I need something to fill holes in wood.
Salesman: You can buy the wood and make holes in them...?!
Julia: No, I have wood and I have holes. But I don't want the holes!
Salesman: Ohhhhh.
Julia: Yes!"

a rather confusing conversation with a very nice salesman from Clas Ohlson